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11.06.2025 01:07

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
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Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?