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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 01:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How has Sanskrit influenced modern Tamil language, particularly in terms of vocabulary?

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are some of the best photos of your favorite Korean model?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Nintendo Switch 2 launch: GameStop investigating claims of console damage - NBC News

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Why do some people dislike rap and hip hop music despite there being poor quality music in every genre?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Why do people hate on Serena (anime character)? What did she ever do to anyone except be a good friend to Ash Ketchum and an awesome trainer herself?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are your thoughts on a Russian poetry prize banning entries from transgender people? Why is Russia so transphobic?

Next, they tried...

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Staying in This Place Too Long Could Change How You Age, Scientists Say - The Daily Galaxy

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?